Now as we all know the universe is 1,000,000 billion years old,and the Bbloorg in the
Orion galaxy have evil intentions of the Powers That Be of the Milky Way.
The PtB favourite craft is a self propelled dyson sphere,and they've learned that
the things have a annoying habit of attracting space debris and accumulating a few hundred kilometers
of mantle,dirt and evolving pest organisms on their surface.
One such unspaceworthy dyson sphere was called Gaia,which the PtB
had parked around a new star called Sol about a billion years ago,complete
with a maintenance crew of immortal sub Powers that Be called dragons.
We all know what happened next,the surface pest organisms evolved,Gaia got
be be known as Earth and the dragons went to sleep and left the Gaia's systems on reduced
power and on automatic-emergency status.
The other PtB however kept a eye out for the Bbloorg of Orion,and it just so happened that a
few millenia earlier by Earthling standards they'd detected a vast Bbloorg armada coming over to
vapourize the Milky Way once and for all.
By that point there weren't too many defense worthy dyson spheres left to defend the
Milky Way and the PtB had sent out the call to reactivate long abondoned clunkers like Gaia.
Gaia's systems had slowly come back to life and a cataclysmic way by a reactivation of her
spindizzy engines ,which the evolved surface pest organisms had interpreted as the eruption of
Vesuvius,Krakatoa and Mt St Helens,amonst other surface shaking events .
The alien greys,the little green men and the reptilemen from Sirius had heard the clarion
call to help reactivate the Gaia,and had flown in on their ufo's,and had helped the awakened dragon
crew get the long unused systems going again.
Meanwhile other PtB such as Jesus Christ,Confusious and Buddha and the Prophet
had marched about on the surface trying to whip the surface pest organisms into a
more useful forc capable of fighting the Bbloorg,not each another.
That chinese witch who'd cursed Jim Parkings kids into their various Zodiac
forms was actually none other then Confucious himself,using PtB TF technology to see
how a select group of evolved surface pest organisms would react to being reshaped with
Gaia's matter reformation TF systems.
TF systems that had been wired right into Jim Parkings dna the day a alien grey
had kidnapped his mother 55 years earlier and impregnated her aboard the ufo with the dna of
one of the Gaia's immortal PtB dragon maintenance crew .
Things weren't going too well up on the dirty pest laden surface of Gaia and ...