You can hear loud footsteps approaching. Suddenly, a very large, heavy butt sits down on you. The stink hits you immediately. Whoever's ass
this is is positively awful. You can hear her huffing and puffing. Sweat drips down onto you. There's a slight smell of fecal matter.
Finally, when you can no longer bear the taste of the spandex, she removes herself and begins to waddle away.