Man, Chris thinks, now I know I fell asleep listening to Mr. Bretman's boring lecture.
Out loud, Chris says, "Well, this isn't the first time I've been naked in front of a class--at least in my dreams," he chuckles, "but it's the first time I've been this anatomically incorrect. Instead of Chris, just call me Ken!"
The class breaks up roaring with laughter. Mr. Bretman is still struggling with his pants leg, and doesn't even try to regain control.