Sean made sure he was the first one up in the morning as he wanted to be sure an see the reaction on his roomates faces especially Dans. It took awhile longer than
usual for Dan to make his morning appearance, but when he did, it wasn't into the kitchen for breakfast, but straight to the shower with a towel around his waist.
While Dan was in the shower, Sean took a quick peak into Dan's room. And what he saw was amazing and disgusting at the same time! Dan's whole room reeked
like a high school locker room after a football game combined with the even stronger and unmistakeable odor of stale piss. His bed which had already been
stripped of sheets held a large sopping wet spot in the center and his foul sheets were wrapped up in a ball in the corner. Covering his nose, Sean headed back to
the kitchen to finish making breakfast and let Dan figure out how to handle his current problem.
It was at least 30 minutes before Dan came out of the bathroom dressed in a fresh pair of close fitting Tommy Jeans and an Ambercrombie and Fitch T-shirt. He
was followed also by a cloud of Drakkar Noir. Obviously he had bathed in it to hide any lingering urine odor or his new ultra strong natural body stench that just
soap and water had been unable to remove. "Hot date?" I questioned? "No, I was going to go out with Ashley today," he said "but somethings up, I'm heading
straight to the doctor to find out what's wrong with me, I think I might have some sort of infection or something. Can you believe I friggin pissed myself this
morning, and I can't get the smell to go away!" Dan said as serious as I'd ever seen him. "Well, it sounds pretty nasty, but I don't think all that cologne is going to be
much help." I said, "Coffee?" "Hell no man, it would probably go right through me!" he said, "Hopefully the doctor will be able to help, I gotta get out of here
before I have to go again. Later man," As Dan turned to leave, he let out a very vocal and nasty smelling fart. "Really sorry dude, that seems to be another
symptom of whatever it is I have, I sure hope the doc can figure it out. You think it might be food poisoning?" I don't know I said and he shrugged as he hurried out
to his car.