“Beldazarr, I have a wish for you to grant finally. I wish that my roommate Mike was gay, liking only males, and always had been gay completely gay, both a giver and a taker, and that he secretly finds me very, very sexy.” Drake uttered in almost a half whisper.
The Djinn nodded his head and his hands glowed a moment as he waved one through the air before stopping moments later. “It is done my mortal master, now I shall return to my resting place until I am further summoned”. His form began to dissipate, becoming harder and harder to make out as it devolved into roiling mass of fog that coalesced and withdrew back into the lamp, almost like a reverse explosion of steam.
Drake casually opened the door of his room again, strolling out only to be a bit dismayed as it seemed that nothing at all had happened. He walked to the kitchen, mindlessly pulling out a few ingredients as he watched Mike, trying to notice anything different about him. He seemed completely the same, still wearing the same clothes, the same hairstyle, same…everything.
“ Do you think that you will ever actually get this dinner thing done, or am I putting too much faith in you? Mike scoffed even as he just sat there watching the television. Even his attitude had not changed.
“Hey, no need to rush me, I said I’ll figure something out” Drake retaliated, rather annoyed and bothered that his wish seemed to have had no effect.
“Ya know, on second thought, I think I’m gonna go to the club, and get some food there. And while I’m there, I’ll see if I can get some nice cock action for my dessert, so don’t even worry about it.” Mike paused for a second, seemingly waiting for Drake to react, but when he didn’t he continued. “I would invite you to tag along to see if you get lucky too, but you’re not so likely to get lucky like I am, so I figured you’d have no interest.”
Drake had to make sure he heard this right. He had just heard him say that he was looking for cock, right? So….did that mean that his wish had really worked? So, even though he was gay, he still was not different in any way, still just as unpleasant overall? That was not exactly what he wanted, and that made him rather frustrated now. He could try to fix it by making another wish from beldazaar… or he could Just accept the fact that Mike was a total dick, as proven by the fact that he is the same whether gay or straight.
“I’m heading out now! So have a good time with your fist tonight, hah!” Mike scoffed as he opened the door.
Drake had a few thoughts flash through his mind as he shouted out, “Hey, hold up a minute. Let me get dressed here, and I think I will come with you tonight for a change.” He gathered some clothes as reached into the closet and gave the lamp another good rub, the Djinn appearing before him as he was beginning to grow accustomed to.
“What is it my master, what do you desire?” He bellowed out in his usual custom