Josh re-reads the words in the book over and over. The
idea is both amusing and horrifying. Thinking the lauguage
of the book could be a trap, he continues to think about
any hidden or unsaid meanings that could double back on
himself. He decides on a series of slowly escalating tests
that he can use to safely use the power of the book, if it
is real. He takes the book back to his dorm room. Back in
his room, Josh takes one of his notebooks, and writes an
outline of his tests. A few notes for each test, and a double
check of what could go wrong, he is ready for the first words
written in the old book.
"My name is Josh. My roommate is about to enter our room
and will strip naked and take a shower. During his shower
he will grow to a height of 2 meters. His penis will become
a prehensile tentacle that can retract fully into his body or
emerge to a full meter in length. The penis tentacle will
be firm, and never flaccid, and have no bones. There will
be no testicles outside his body, but two organs inside his
body that grow fleshy eggs that are 15 centimeters in
diameter when laid, but are only 2 centimeters in diameter
when passing though the penis tentacle. Eggs laid inside
a human host, male or female, will result in the egg being
dissolved and absorbed by the human host for food. The
process of having the egg depositied into the human host
will be orgasmic for both my roommate and the egg host.
Any nutrients not needed by the hosts body will be treated
as waste products, and exit the hosts body as odorless
solid matter that biodegrades with no harmful effects to
the environment. My roommate can produce an egg 3 minutes
after the last one is laid. My roommate will be able to eat
a 3000 calorie per day diet and produce a maxiumum amount
of eggs along with maintaining his swim team training regime.
My roommate's name will be Alex. He will wear a long sleeve
one piece rubberized swimsuit, usually silver, as his normal
daily wear. If he uses his tentacle penis in a human anus,
he excretes a very slippery lubricant that keeps any fecal
matter from remaining after it is removed from the hosts
body. My roomate cannot deposit any of his eggs into his
own body. Eggs are only deposited in willing hosts. Eggs
that are laid outside of a human host will harden and in
24 hours contain a long sleeve one piece swimsuit made
from a very stretchy rubbery material that is usually silver
in color. Humans who wear the suits prefer to wear them
exclusively. If a human wears one of the suits for 24 hours,
their suit will grow a vibrating tentacle into their ass and
another into their vagina or the urethra of a penis. Humans
who wear an egg suit never have to masterbate, and have
multiple orgasms per hour, just by rubbing their nipples
through the suit. The longer the nipple rubbing lasts, the
more orgasms occur and the longer they last. The egg suits
can be removed by cutting them with a sharp object, like
scissors, until the suit is cut in half and peeling off the suit.
If the suit is not cut in half, it will heal itself and be as if
it was never cut. The suits are pleasing to all humans, and
people respond positively to those who wear them. No one
touches another persons nipples unless it is desired. Once
a suit is worn by a human male for 30 days, he will develop
C cup breasts over the next 30 days. Each additional 30 day
span results in a larger breast size, reaching a maximum E
cup size. Human males will also increase the amount they
ejaculate into the suit. The size of human male testicles
will double each 30 days the suit is worn until a maximum
size of 10 cm in diameter is reached. At this point, a human
male will be multi-orgasmic and enjoy a female orgasm
with the intensity of a male orgam. Female Humans who
wear the suit 30 days develop a 4 inch growth from their
urethra that allows for urination while standing."
Josh was re-reading what he wrote when his roomate came in.