"You know," Carrie said, "nothing say sexy quite like a cat."
"You're right about that!" said Dr. Thompson, "One of the main attractions in this part of town is Bast, a slinky werecat exotic dancer. Incidentally, she was one of our clients before she hit the big time. The werecat, in fact, is our second most popular package after the classic werewolf. It also has a reputation for being one of the hottest (along with the werefox); spousal satisfaction is very high."
"Being a were cat sounds good to me," said Carrie.
"Now," said Dr. Thompson, "The werecat comes in packages modeled after the werewolf tiers. Tier 1 is the Teen Cat, Tier 2 is the Instant Fur Coat, Tier 3 is the Hollywood, Tier 4 (caution: experimental) is the Purring Hedonist. The Purring Hedonist is a bit different from the Howling Hedonist in terms of muscle mass. You won't become as bulky as a Purring Hedonist as you would as a Howling Hedonist, but you will become sleeker, more toned, harder, more svelte. This is also true of the Hollywood werecat package. As a result, it is generally a bit easier to wear clothes in those tiers, though you will still grow in height. Now which package of werecat do you want."
After weighing the pros and cons of all four, Carrie said...