He shut the box and decided to really do the exploring after school.
When school was finally out, he escorted his special box to the restroom and locked the door behind him. Looking into the box, Chad pulled out what seemed to be a pair of suspenders. Hmmm, an odd choice, but he can definitely appreciate the kinkiness there. Also there was no shirt, but a very large pair of pants. "Holy crap!" He thought, "the only way these are even going to stay up is because of these suspenders!" He also couldn't help but imagine that the special someone waiting for him might also be able to fit in these pants with him. "Oh yes." He said out loud to no one in particular, but with a huge grin on his face, "I see what the plan is now".
Chad was just about to throw the box aside when he noticed the last item at the bottom. It was a tobacco pipe. Confused, Chad couldn't really see the point in this item. "This is odd even for me!" He whispered to himself, examining the pipe. It seemed to be a full bent old pipe that's seen far too many years of use.
"Well, screw it" he yipped with gusto as he started to throw on the pants and suspenders anyway. "If someone went to all this trouble, I'm sure whatever's waiting for me at the fieldhouse will be well worth it"
Doing his best to figure out suspenders and get dressed, he stared at the strange reflection in the bathroom mirror. The pants looked ridiculous as they were more than twice his width, but really, upon close examination, they were very high quality slacks. And the suspenders made the look far too intentionally kinky for his tastes. But whatever, he weighed the odds, and decided to move forward. He even stuck the pipe in his mouth, and then started to make the awkward walk to the fieldhouse toward his secret admirer.