As Jen cried, she heard a knock on the door. Not thinking, she answered it to find a handsome man with shiny, black hair, blue eyes, wearing a
green tux, and a smile that told her he was plotting something.
"My dear Jennifer, " he politely greeted her "you seem to be in a bit of a bind."
"Who are you?" she asked "And how do you know my name?"
"Please, take my card." he replied, gently handing her a business card which read as follows:
Loki, son of Oden, brother of Thor, master of tricks and magic.
"Loki?" she asked in disbelief "Ok, how much is Kyle paying you for this?"
She felt a tap on her shoulder, and turned around to see him standing right behind her!
"How'd you do that?" she asked, a bit scared.
"Magic," he replied with a smile "and I think you could use some right now. Kyle's curse did a real number on you, but I can fix it."
"How?" she asked.
"Put this on." he said warmly, giving her a wooden mask.
"What will it do?" she asked.
"It will give you back ten times what the curse took from you, and MORE!" he said.
"Really?" she asked hopefully, but he was gone.
"Well," she said to nobody "here goes."
As soon as she put it on, it latched onto her face, and glowed green.
She then spun around in a green tornado, and when it was over, she was in a red, sparkly dress with red high-heels.
Her body was now beyond perfect, with a thin waist, and breasts and hips only slightly smaller than Jessica Rabbit's.
Her blonde hair was now straight, shiny, and ran all the way down past her waist.
She ran to the mirror, and saw her new face. It had beautiful eyes with long eyelashes, a small nose that almost wasn't there, and pouty
kissable lips. Most striking of all, was the fact that the skin on her face was now perfectly smooth - and green!
"Green?" she asked herself. After looking at her face for a few seconds, her lips stretched into a smile that warped her face to be shaped almost
like a football.
"I LOVE IIIIIT!!!" she happily exclaimed, and kissed her reflection.
"Kyle won't say 'no' to me now!" she reached into her red purse, and pulled out a red ferrari, and jumped in. "Ready or not Kyle," she said with a
cartoonish but seductive look on her green face "here I come!" and with that, she drove away, leaving streaks of fire behind her.
Loki watched. His plan was going perfectly. "It does my heart good to know there are such fools as these humans." the trickster said to himself.
Just then, he heard thunder. "And THAT, would be my cue to go!" he said, knowing his brother Thor was coming. He quickly vanished into a
reflection on a car.
Thor had just arrived. He saw the trail of fire left by the car. "I fear I'm too late," he said to himself "but still - I must put a stop to this madness
before it gets more out of hand than it already is!" And so he followed after the love-crazed green-faced beauty who was intent on smothering
Kyle with her affection - and her breasts!
What now?