So, Randy and I went to Tommy’s beach house party at Alexandra’s house, to greet them over there, which was simultaneously Alexandra’s
house warming party. On the way, two people greet me, one woman, and one man.
The woman was 5 foot 6, with a couple of inches added from her high heels. She had long, flowing, luscious dark brown hair, a gorgeous
smile, C cup breasts, red perky lips, a turquoise tanktop, a black dress, a small, but rotund and plump ass when she bends down, and black
high heeled shoes. She seemed to be in her mid-20s, and if she was 18, then….damn, because she looks too fine.
The man next to her, presumably her boyfriend, had spiky, greasy, dark brown hair, wore a light blue collared shirt, and black pants. He was
5-10, had tan skin, was muscular and well-built, and always carried around a gray cell phone.
The woman introduced herself to us as she said, “Hi, my name is Alexandra. We’ve been expecting you. So you (pointing to Randy), must be
Randy Wernes, and you (pointing to me) must be the one and only Joshua Regence. How do you boys do?”
Randy said, “I’m doing well. We were at the mall, were getting clothes for the beach party, and here we are.”
I said, “I’m great. Went to the mall to buy clothes with Randy, to get ready for the party and help him find optimal swim wear, and we’re now at
your place.”
The man introduced yourself to us, as he said coolly, “She forgot to introduce me. What's up, guys? I’m Hugh Garlepp, her boyfriend. So, if
you boys try any funny stuff, you know who’s coming after us.”
Alexandra laughed and said to us, “He’s really not. We’re really close friends, but it’s tough to say. We just hang out all the time, so it’s tough
to tell.”
Randy and I glanced at each other awkwardly as if to wonder who was this guy, but Hugh interjected half-jokingly, “I’m kidding, I’m kidding.
I’m half-kidding. Okay, I’m not really kidding, but if you need a house tour, you know where to find me.”
I said sternly, lying through my teeth, “Funny joke man. Can I have that house tour?”
So Randy, Hugh, Alexandra, and I toured around the house where there were lots of guests roaming around the house, which consists of three
levels: the ground floor, upstairs, and the basement. Hugh and Alexandra did most of the talking as they showed us the view and the many
different rooms on each floor.
One example was when Hugh said, “I like the view from here upstairs, where you can see the guests, and look like a pii-imp, as I can wave at
them, see the giant, flat screen TV from up here, and when we turn the lights out, it’s like a movie theater. Playa!!!!!!”
Alexandra laughed while holding a glass of martini as she kissed Hugh on the cheek, while saying, “Yeah, the view is pretty nice from up here.”
We walk into a private, secluded, empty bedroom upstairs with a TV there, where no one is there, which is where we talk.
I asked quizzically, “Tommy said you were 18? You look very nice for a woman of such an age.”
She said seductively as she laughs, “I’m 19, actually. He hasn’t been keeping track of my age very well.”
I asked Hugh, “How old are you? And what do you guys do?”
Hugh said, “I’m 27. I work two jobs actually. I’m an agent for a company that largely represents clientele and various businessmen, and my
other job is as a manager at a chemical power plant. I do a lot of talking, and most of the job is mainly logistics. It’s boring stuff, but yeah,
I’m mostly like a middleman. If you need something, I’m the point man. You got it.”
I said, “Cool. So with the first job, are you in the CIA, or do you respresent players, coaches, and that stuff?”
Hugh replied with a frown creeping to his face, “That part is strictly confidentially, so I can’t really say, but my job is multi-purpose, as I do a
lot of organizing and planning with my clients.”
Randy asked Alexandra with intrigue, “So Alexandra, what do you do?”
She says, “I go to college. I’m a college student, though I don’t attend classes half the time, and whenever I can skip, I choose to do it. All the
time. I commute to school from here, and since it’s the summer, I don’t have to go to college right now.”
Alexandra then said, “Now, I have to turn the tables on you guys. So what do you boys do?”
Randy said to her, “Well, Josh and I are lawyers. I’ve started a year earlier than him, so I’ve just finished up law school, and am a part-time tour
guide in the meantime. Josh has another year or so to go, and once he passes the bar exam, he’ll be ready to be a fully licensed lawyer.”
Alexandra replied coolly, “Wow! So you boys must be really smart, huh?”
Her hand reached for Randy’s thigh, as she looked at the young boy flirtatiously, making Randy smile and blush with nervous excitement.
Blushing, Randy said nervously, “Yup.”
Alexandra then excused herself to go to the bathroom while smiling flirtatiously at Randy en route to the bathroom upstairs.
I said to Hugh, “Okay. Now, I’m really confused. Are you guys together, or not?”
Hugh said unevenly, “It’s really complicated. I’m not tying her down, ‘50s style. She’s free to date who ever she wants. I’m away on business
half the time, so as long as I’m friends with her, I’m ok if she’s polygamous.”
I said, “Wow! You’re really open-minded.”
He said, “Yup. Alright, good talk. Gotta talk to the other guests. Lemme know when Tommy arrives.”
I said, “Cool. We’ll be around.”
He gets up, and leaves to head downstairs to the ground floor and then to outside to meet the other guests at the house.
I said to Randy, “Alexandra, she really likes you.”
Randy said, “I know. I kind of like her, too, if that’s ok with you.”
I said, “Yeah, totally, you should totally go for her, if it’s ok with Hugh.”
He said, “I should? Thanks! Let me know what I should do next!”
I said, “You should follow her into the bathroom! She totally wants you. She winked at you on the way there.”
In the meantime, I was ready to give Tommy a call, to ask if he’s arrived yet.