Luke always thought if only Tommy was older and more mature, he would
be less annoying. He also thought having a twin brother would be
cool. So he picked out two identical outfits about two sizes larger
than he usually wore, and took them home.
Tommy looked at the clothes that his brother Luke had bought for him,
and rolled his eyes.
"Bro, these things are way too big. The boxers will fall off as soon
as I put them on!" he whined. "Maybe if I wash them in hot water
first, they'll shrink to my size."
"Just put them on, you'll be surprised. They are guaranteed to fit,"
Luke declared.
"Yeah, right," Tommy replied sarcastically, as he took off his white
y-front briefs and stepped into the huge boxers. His voice dropped to
octaves as he said, "Whoa! They don't shrink to fit! They make you
grow to fit!"
Luke stepped into his own oversize pair of boxers and they fit too.
Tommy looked a bit bizarre, the boxers had not made him older, just
bigger, but hopefully the other more mature clothes would give him a
more mature look.
Excitedly both brothers rapidly dressed.
"You've got a beard!" Tommy exclaimed staring at Luke.
"So do you, little bro!" laughed Luke.