Afterwards, Detective MacGruber decided to let Detective Johnson walk back Nathan to his car. Inside, Nathan wanted to have a talk with
Detective Johnson inside the car. Mostly, it was not about work related questions.
Nathan asked, “So, Geri, why was Jerry so defensive about your gender? He taught you how to pee standing up? What was that all about, sir?
What did he tell you in the bathroom?”
Blushing, Detective Johnson grew red with embarassmant.
Detective Johnson replied, “He’s a family friend of mine. Yes, I signed up at this police force. As your superior, you are not to question my
gender, as you already heard that MacGruber has declared me to be male.”
Nathan asked, “So you are you one?”
Annoyed, Detective Johnson snapped, “Stop being so nosy. He also told me to strap down my manboobs and to remember to masturbate, and
to make sure no one comes inside my crotch area, I mean…my penis area, unless I want them to.”
Nathan replied, “That’s so weird. But you barely look like a man. You even have pink fingernails.”
Detective Johnson snapped, “Get over it, Nathan, I am one. I don’t need to show you my parts.”
Nathan asks, “Is it really an all-male police force?”
Detective Johnson replied hastily, “No. I’m sure there are women, MacGruber just has his quirks, that’s all.”
Nathan asks, “What does your ID say?”
Geri shows it to him. It reads, Police Officer Geri Johnson, 5-7, 140 pounds, age 26, male, Texas license.”
Nathan asks, “But no other man spells his name, Geri. Why do you still spell it that way?”
Geri replies hastily, “Because I prefer to. So I spell my name the same way as Geri Halliwell! Is that what you’re inferring? God! You’re such an
ass. I mean, you ask too many questions. Sorry. Just don’t ask me to undress, and we’ll be okay.”
Nathan replies, “Alright, sir. Can I work with you?”
Geri replies, “I work with MacGruber.”
Nathan asks, “But can I work with you on this case? I need more people to crack this case.”
Geri replied, “I’ll ask MacGruber.”
Detective Johnson asks Detective MacGruber, “Nathan wants me to work with him on the case. Should I do it, or not?”
Detective MacGruber replied, “Alright. I’ll join you guys later on the case once we find some real evidence.”
Detective Johnson replied, “Awesome. I’ll let him know.”
Detective Johnson told Nathan, “It’s a go. But if you try any funny business with me, I’m sending you with another partner. Got it?”
Nathan replied, “Got it.”
Nathan stared at Detective Johnson, making the young detective nervous. There was some attraction between the two men, but Detective
Johnson felt nervous and frantically looked away.
Detective Johnson blurted nervously, “I like women. From guy to guy.”
Nathan replied, “No worries. I’m straight…as an arrow.”
From there, they decided to go to a coffee house, before going to their stake out to listen in on the next, oncoming conversations.