You stare in shock at the fat lady holding the ring.
"Well it's mine now." She says.
"Give it back!" I yell at her.
"Temper temper." She scolded. "I'll have to do something about that. I know! From personale experiance, I know that obese people seem to be more meek and weak willed, so if you weighed about 1250 pounds, you should be as meek and obiante as a lamb." She said.
"NOOOOOOO!!!" You cry out as you start to feel your body balloning out.