As we’re close to done, we tell our girlfriends to wait for us as we go to the men’s room together. Meanwhile, they use the ladies’ room, until
they finish as well.
So, Tommy and Randy come with me to the men’s bathroom, as we all urintate standing up in the urinals. I notice that us three boys are the
only men in the room.
As we finish and are about to wash our hands, Tommy talks to me, as he washes his hands. Normally, I don't socialize in the restroom, and
probably never have, but I'm comfortable talking with two of my best buds, Tommy and Randy, so I'm ready to talk to my boys even if I'm
letting loose in the urinal, or if I'm washing my hands.
Tommy says to me, “Josh. I have to tell you something.”
I reply sternly, “Just tell me, Tom.”
He says, “I think my girlfriend’s a lesbian.”
I reply, “That wouldn’t be a huge shock to me….but at least she still allows you to kiss her. I’d say she’s bisexual.”
He nods his head calmly, as he says, “Well. A girlfriend is still good to have. She enjoys my company, and likes to experiment. I guess it’s
good to have an open-minded girlfriend.”
Randy then washes his hands, after me, before going up to talk to me.
Randy looks at me nervously, before asking, “You haven’t told anybody about me, have you? About my condition?”
I said, “No.”
Tommy asks, “What condition?”
Randy looks at him, before saying, “Oh god. I’ll have to tell you at some point.”
Tommy replies, “You know, you look a lot like your sister, Rachel, your resemblance to her is really striking.”
Randy blurts out frantically, “Because I am her! I mean was her, and I became a guy, so call me by…male pronouns-“
Tommy responds happily, “So you’re her? You’re one of my oldest friends! Alongside Josh, of course-“
Randy blurts out frantically, “I am not a girl!”
Tommy responds, “Don’t worry, Randy, it’s all good, I’ll still look at you as a boy if you want me to.”
Assuaged, Randy replies assuredly, “Good. Please keep my secret?”
I say to him, “Yes, Randy, we’ll keep your secret.”
As we've been talking to each other, a mysterious gentleman approaches us as he opens the door. As the door is barely open, the man starts
talking to us.
The young man says to us in a deep, pseudo baritone, "Drop trow, or give me twenty G's, mister."
Startled, we turn around.
Then, he says to us in a deep voice, "Just kidding."
Afterwards, we heard giggles and fits of girlish laughter. What kind of gentleman would do such a thing?
He/she says, "It's me. Alex."
Alexandra pokes her head into the men’s bathroom mischeviously. Us three boys, Tommy, Randy, and I, have finished washing our hands,
before we turn to face Alexandra.
We start laughing together, as Randy replies hysterically, "Oh my god, that was really good, Alex! You startled the bejeezus out of me!"
Randy and Alexandra kiss together, as they peck each other on the lips inside the restroom.
Alexandra says to us, “Hey boys. Anything exciting in the secret palace?”
I say, “Just guy stuff.”
Tommy replies, “Well, I learned that my girlfriend is bisexual, and Randy is a transman. Did you know that?”
Alexandra laughs and responds, “Of course, duh. That’s part of why I love him and why he’s my boyfriend, because he’s so nice, and is such a
loving guy. Randy, ready to go?”
He says, “Yeah.”
Randy asks Tommy, “Can you please refer me to male pronouns? Do it once, in front of Alexandra. It’d make me feel so good.”
Tommy replies to Alexandra, “Randy, he’s such a sweet guy. I’m sure he’ll make you a very happy girl.”
Alexandra smiles and says, “That’s sweet of you, Tom.”
I ask, “So Alexandra, you haven’t told anyone else about Randy’s..um…secret?”
Alexandra says to me, “No, silly. I’m good with secrets. He’s my boyfriend. I love sucking his cock more than I did with my previous
boyfriends. He’s nice, gentle, smart, and is so sweet. And I love his body. Trust me, his secret is safe with me.”
I ask again, “So you haven’t told Hugh?”
Alexandra laughs and replies, “Oh, Hugh? Oh god no. I don’t think that’d be a good idea.”
Tommy asks, “Why not? If he’s anything like me, he’ll take it well. Randy, Josh, and you are three of my best buds, as well as Hugh, so you
never know…is all I’m saying.”
Alexandra responds evenly, “I mean, Hugh is a good guy, but...there is a dark side to him. And he’s barely ever around at night, unless if it’s
late.”
I say, “Okay. So why are you still friends with Hugh?”
She says, “Because he’s my ex, and is one of my oldest friends. He also has a lot of money, as we pooled it together to buy a beach house.
You know, before he started his first day as the logistics manager.”
Tommy, Randy, and I are about to leave, as I then say, “Well Alexandra, thanks for stopping by here, perhaps accidentally or not. It was very
informative talking to you. Let’s go back to finish our drinks, shall we?”
Alexandra responds as she grabs Randy by his arm, “Yes, let’s do that.”
Then, the three of us boys leave the men’s room along with Alexandra, who was the special guest, as we get back to greeting Marie and
Brittany back to finish our beers before heading home.