"What the fuck?" said Brad. "What the hell are you doing this to me for?"
"I thought you'd enjoy it?" I replied.
"WHY? What makes you think I want to be female? I'm a guy attracted to women! When I have sex with a woman, I want to be a GUY having sex with women! You're like one of these bad characters in a story where, for no good reason, they think it's funny to transgender everyone! IT ISN'T! It just makes for stupid, inexplicable SPOOGE! Now change me back!"