"I, um, I don't really know." She frowned briefly. "It's like, I ought to know why, but just can't think of it." She shrugged, he breasts bouncing softly. "Sorry kid, no idea."
"Oh." I stared at my aunt's tits some more. "So, can I touch 'em?" I gestured at her bare breasts.
"What?! James! why would you even ask that!" Cathy crossed her arms over her breasts and glared at me.
"Well, here you are parading around naked and letting me take pictures of you and all, so what's the big deal about copping a feel?"
"Cute, you can rhyme." She arched an eyebrow at me. "Does that work with girls your age?"
Cathy kept one arm protecting her tits, if not her modesty, and began gesturing at me with her free hand. "A, you're my nephew, and I'm not so inbred as to fool around with my kin. Two, you're only 15 which makes it a sex crime. And thirdly," she said shaking her head, "if you're going to get anywhere with women you're going to have to learn to be more romantic when asking something like that or you're never getting to second base."
"Ok then, teach what to say!"
Aunt Cathy stared at me in confusion. "Say what?"
"What to say to convince women to let me cop a feel."
Cathy rolled her eyes and let out a huge sigh. "Lordy, how you've made it this far in life is beyond me." She tapped her toe and looked me up and down. I felt kinda silly arguing with my naked aunt in the street when I could pretty much have whatever I wanted.
"Fine." I struck a silly pose as if I were in a play and began declaiming loudly. "Mine dearest Aunt Catherine, beautiful specimen of womanhood, it is my fondest wish for you to allow me to freely caress, stroke, lick, fondle, squeeze, and enjoy to the fullest means possible thy soft silken body, from to top of thy radiant tresses, to the bottom of thy shapely feet, and all thine womanly parts in-between, most especially thy succulent voluptuous breasts, invitingly wet pussy, and perfect perky posterior." I wiggled my eyebrows at my dubstruck aunt. "I wish you to care nothing of propriety, for though we be family and I under-age, I would have you loose yourself, your modesty, and your inhibitions in the pleasure I will give you, as women have lost themselves to their lovers since the dawn of time."
I had no idea how or even if the ring would work with a wish worded like that, but figured what the hell, worth a shot you know?