The Tuesday morning following the wild weekend had Catrina Lubin summoned to 4th District Court. As I walked her in the Judge was in the midst of warning two Sheriff Deputies of possible legal trouble if they don't keep to just handling animals and not people.
Then a Sheriff Deputy walked in with a figure draped in a blanket. A bungie cord bound the blanket about the person's neck, as another bound around the waist.
The Judge stared at the odd person bound so strangely, then He asked her name.
A studder, then another, Aron, Aron Dil, Sir!"
"Deputy, why is this person bound like this?" asked the Judge.
"This is what the two Deputies from Animal Control arrested!" said the Sargent.
"You mean this who they arrested and not what!" shouted the Judge now giving an angered look.
"Would the Judge please clear the court room and I will explain?" begged the Sheriff of thirty years service.
"No deal, Deputy, tell me now and show what you will!" spouted the Judge.
I looked at Catrina and she at me wondering what manner of trouble Aron Dil had gotten into.
As bungie cords released and the blanket hit the floor the Judge stood up and came unglued.
"What fool stunt is this?" yelled the Judge seeing for the first time a very well endowed female form of part human and now mostly goat.
Catrina let loose a gasp as I chuckled to myself. The Genie had done some piece of work on Aron.
"This is a radical costume, now cover her up with the blanket!" ordered the Judge.
"Judge, it's not a costume, she's as real as you or I! The two Deputies found her with two mature male goats grazing in the back lawn of Lester Day. After they corraled the two goats they approached her expecting in the early morning darkness to capture another goat. Instead they found her and she was in a wildly sexual state. In fact she tried to molest the Officers, that's when the fight occured and she was locked up with the two goats for over three hours. The two large goats were sent to a local farm but she is a new problem your Honor!" argued the Sheriff.
"I hereby remand this PERSON to the State ward for criminal insane, there to be examined, tested and made account whether she or it can stand trial, SO ORDERED !"
"Next Case, Catrina Lubin, come forward and be heard!" said the court's clerk.
The clopping noise of Aron's hooves made the Judge look and stare as she or he was lead away.
"Craig Zeta vs. Catrina Lubin, she's charged with soliciting while at a party on Saturday last." said the clerk.
"How does this young lady plead?" asked the Judge.
"Not guilty!" said Catrina in a strong willed voice.
The Judge looked up over his half glasses. "Not Guilty, you understand we have witnesses!" the Judge said as he paged through the report. "Witnesses' Frank Feurt, Sonny Bill...Day, Jason Millet, and... ah, OFFICER is this correct?" a short discussion at the bench, then, "and Aron Dil? This can't be, the person, creature which just left here said she, or it was Aron Dil! OFFICER, I want this case dropped as it has conflicting evidence, any reason not to? SO ORDERED, you are dismissed and all charges dropped! Oh by the way you are a college student, correct?" asked the Judge again peering over his glasses.
"Yes your Honor!" replied Catrina.
"What's your course of study?" asked again the Judge.
"I'm in study to be a Sister of the faith, your Honor!" she replied again.
"Sister of the faith?" asked the Judge back.
"Yes sir, in one more year I take my vows to be a Nun if they will still have me after this occurance." said Catrina almost breaking into tears.
Silence was so thick you might cut the air with a knife.
"Do you wish to press charges then?' asked the Judge back now sounding very considerate.
"No sir I'd like to forgive and forget the entire situation!" replied Catrina with her head bowed.
We walked out into the hallway and stood together. I could see she was glad to have the charges dropped. Then loud voices from within the court turned our attentions there.