(I would have put this story in the jock-strapped as chapter 2 but it wouldn't let me)
Q: How did it happen?
A: I don't know how it happened. My memories are good up until the day it happened and
after it happened but the day it happened is a mystery to me.
Q: What do you remember?
A: I grew up a normal boy. I was somewhat athletic although certainly not the star of the
team. In fact, there were a few years when I didn't make the team but I was on the team
when it happened. I remember we lost the last game I played as a human.
Q: And then you became a jock strap.
A: I'm glad I'm not an ordinary jock strap. An ordinary jock strap is too revealing to be
worn in public and if I was an ordinary jock strap, I'd always be hidden under clothes. But
I'm a combination compression shorts and jock strap so I provide enough coverage that I
don't have to be covered up with additional clothing. That's important because I'm only
able to talk to you while I'm being worn so the guy who wears me needs to be comfortable
enough to not hide me.
Q: Do you like being a jock strap?
A: No, I don't want to be a jock strap but if I have to be a jock strap, I'm glad to be the kind
of jock strap I am. There must have been some magic involved because I am always clean.
I've been through the washing machine for the fun of it but I don't need to be washed. I can
be worn 24/7 for years and never need washed.
Q: You don't like being dirty?
A: Yes, all my senses are still in tact. I can hear, see, feel, smell and taste. It took a long
time to get used to the smell and taste but I get breaks from that smell because the
moment it touches me, it disappears.
Q: Where does it go?
A: I have no idea and no desire to know. As long as it goes away.
Q: Were you upset when you were first changed?
A: You bet. Wouldn't you be upset. Worst of all, I couldn't get anyone to listen to me.
Q: Couldn't you speak?
A: I could but there was some magic involved. It wasn't simply that I was transformed into
a jock strap. Whatever caused my transformation in the first place effected the whole world
and has continued to have an effect to this day. When I first became a jock strap, people
treated me like it was completely natural for me to be a jock strap. Even though I
complained and cursed and tried to explain, something effected the minds of everyone I
spoke. None of them took me seriously. Just like now. Here I'm telling you the whole story,
every fact I know of and you're listening to the story but your not going to do anything
about it. Somehow, even though you believe everything I say, you won't see it as a
problem worth fixing.
Q: Well who ever heard of a jock strap becoming human?
A: But I used to be a human. Who ever heard of a human becoming a jock strap?
Q: We've all heard your story about turning into a jock strap.
A: So you believe it's possible for a human to turn into a jock strap but impossible for a
jock strap to turn into a human.
Q: Well no. It's impossible for a human to turn into a jock strap. That kind of
transformation just doesn't happen.
A: BUT I USED TO BE HUMAN.
Q: Yes, you changed from being a human to being a jock strap but it's impossible for
humans to change into jock straps.
A: Do you realize how illogical you sound.
Q: I'm being perfectly logical. You're the one arguing in circles.
A: Nevermind. This is just like all the other attempts I've made. I know it's futile so let's get
back to the interview.
Q: Alright, so you protested at first but eventually you came around and got comfortable
with what you are.
A: It's the only way I can do anything. If I'm not worn, I'm completely helpless and it is so
boring and lonely to sit in a drawer.
Q: But it's more than that. You've gotten quite a reputation for how much you like to be
worn. We've seen the ads where you sell yourself to the highest bidder.
A: If I have to be a jock strap, I figure I should be the best jock strap I can be. I was never
that great of an athlete but I can develop my mind and learn all there is to know about
athletics. That way I can coach the guy who wears me. I'm the ultimate in athletic support
because I'm also an athletic trainer. I feel like I'm part of the team and it really feels good
to help they guy who wears me win whatever sport he's competing in.
Q: They won't let you in the Olympics or other professional sports though.
A: We're working to change that. The officials are afraid that I would give an athlete an
unfair advantage and I understand their concern. But I'm just a jock strap. Are they going
to ban jock straps from the Olympics? Are they going to say that jock straps give athletes
an unfair advantage?
Q: This really upsets you.
A: At least I'm being worn by some of the top athletes during training. It's not the biggest
thing that upsets me but it would be nice to compete in the Olympics. Isn't that every
athlete's dream?
Q: That's what I hear. So what is the biggest thing that upsets you? Does it have to do with
the law suit where you accused some men of rape?
A: No, that upsets me but the biggest upset is how no one wants to make me human again.
Q: You accused some men of rape and they say they were just masturbating into their jock
strap. That's very normal behavior. Why would a jock strap be upset to be used as a cum
rag?
A: I don't want to talk about it. The case was thrown out of court anyway. The judge said it
was a trivial lawsuit and that I should stop complaining. The ruling was that objects cannot
sue humans.
Q: And you're still upset about it. Why can't you accept your place in the world? Why do you
keep trying to be something you're not?
A: I said I don't want to talk about it anymore. I have hope that I will only have to put up
with it for a while longer. A few days ago, I grew hands. I was so happy to have hands
again. They went away and I don't know why I had hands in the first place or why they went
away but like I said, whatever magic caused this in the first place has still been causing
surprising effects to this day. So who knows what may happen tomorrow.