First, your nose becomes a green ball the size of a golfball. You feel it, and find it's rubbery.
"That's weird." you say to yourself, then your skin becomes dark orange, your hair becomes green and curls up into an afro.
Next, a green spot appears on each cheek, 3 black freckles appear inside each one, and green eyeshadow appears on your eyes. Your eyelashes
become 3 inches long. "At least I won't have to worry about curling them anymore. Hee-hee-hee!" you laugh as your lips become green, and
stretch into a smile so wide it stretches out your head, giving it a slight football shape. You realize you can't stop smiling no matter how hard
you try! "Oh well, I guess a permanent smile is better then a permanent frown. Hee-hee-ha-ha!" you laugh as green pearl earrings appear in
your ears just as big as your nose. You worry for a second about their weight, but your worry goes away once your ears grow to triple their
size!
Your breasts inflate to be as big as small melons, your hips widen out a lot, but not too much, and you take off shoes and socks (with your
green finer-nailed hands), and watch as your feet grow to size 25! This causes you to break out in hysterical laughter, and your voice now has a
goofy lilt to it.
"I can't believe it." you say happily "I'm a clown! Oh, but this will never do! I need a wardrobe change!" so you spin around in an orange tornado,
and when you stop, you're wearing green shoes with white laces, green knee-high socks with white stripes, a green dress with a flowery skirt,
an orange bow in the back and shoulder poufs just as big as your breasts, and a big, green bow on top of your afro.
You reach into your pocket, pull out a full-length mirror (somehow knowing you could), and look at yourself.
"Look'n good!" you say in a goofy voice to your reflection.
"You're not so bad yourself, sistah!" your reflection says back "Instead of Monica Rivers, why not Moca Rivets?"
"You just read my mind!" you say happily.
"Of course," your reflection says " I AM you, after all. Now let's go out there and have some REAL fun!"
"You bet!" you say, and with that, you put the mirror away, and go down the treehouse.
You still remember your old life, but you wanna enjoy this one right now.
When you get to your house, you see that .....