Jennifer sat pertly onto her chair and had to adjust her top to prevent her boobs from falling out. Sara glared at the bunny girl with narrowed eyes as Jessica rested her head on folded hands, sticking her butt into the air. She made a silent kissy smooch at Charlie, who flushed even redder.
"Alright. I'm next." Monica turned her attention to the stack of cards. Charlie interrupted.
"Are you next, though? I'm not sure this game has any real rules to it. I wonder if we could go in whatever order we wanted... I'd like to get these two out of me..."
Robert blurted out, "Yeah, so you can get into someone ELSE..." Charlie smacked him hard. He felt it too, but he didn't care.
Monica surrendered. "Fine, go ahead. I don't think it matters." Charlie rolled the dice. Monica continued, "I'd rather not end up inside out or something." Charlie turned pale as his token moved six spaces around the spiral.
Taking a deep breath, Charlie grabbed the top card. He wondered if the cards changed depending on where the token landed. He lay it on the table to reveal a man next to an arrow, pointing down.
"What the hell is this now?" Charlie's voice sounded squeaky. He figured it out fast. Charlie was shrinking. Combined with the previous fusion, it was an interesting change. Two of the shared arms grew shorter, as did two of the legs. Being on the side of the fusion, Charlie's torso crumpled a bit as his head, which remained the same size, stuck out at an odd angle.
"Hey, guys? A little help here?"
That was it. Everyone started laughing hysterically. Nick bellowed "They're after me lucky charms!" Tears streamed down Jessica's face, she was having a fit.
"Oh my God." Robert just sounded tired. "This is the worst game ever."