Jeff suddenly felt a pain in his bones as his body began to grow from a respectable 6'2" to a freakish 6'9". At the same time, his muscular frame began to drop pounds, shrinking from a buff 220 pounds of pure muscle to a shrimpy 175. He was suddenly lanky and awkward, and at this height, he couldn't hide from anyone.
"What's happening to me?" he called out, his voice breaking and sounding very nerdy. He couldn't see anymore and fished around in his locker and found some clothes. He threw them on and headed to the mirror.
Unable to see, he felt around in his pocket and pulled out a pair of glasses. Jeff had had perfect vision his whole life but he figured "what the heck" and threw them on. Much to his chagrin, the man standing in front of him in the mirror looked nothing like the man he had been that morning. The glasses he was wearing were extremely thick, black rimmed glasses with duct tape holding them together in a number of places. He would never wear anything like that, and yet, the prescription helped him see perfectly. Then, Jeff gasped in horror as he looked at his clothes. He had thrown on an ill-fitting plaid button down shirt and black slacks that were four inches too short in the hem. He knew he used to wear cooler clothes, from some store... Abercrombie and something? Why couldn't he remember the name of that store? Regardless, he couldn't even remember what those clothes looked like and, for the life of him, couldn't imagine himself dressing in clothes different from these. He glanced down at his white socks and black shoes and thought to himself that that was an unfashionable choice but couldn't remember why so he just stopped worrying about it. As he fidgeted with the pocket protector in his shirt pocket, he started to feel a pain in his head as more changes began.
Suddenly, a thick unibrow sprouted between his eyes, so that his eyebrows looked like one continuous caterpillar. His ears started to grow and stick out until they were the size of his fists. He felt a weird shifting in his teeth as they became larger and began to stick out. He had had years of braces to give him perfect teeth but these were way worse than what he had started out with. Acne began breaking out all over his perfect, flawless skin and his hair became extremely coarse and began sticking up in weird places. Suddenly, his hair began to lighten and turn bright orange as freckles began to mix in with the zits on his face.
He felt his brain start to get hazy as the transformation continued. He could still remember his life as a football player, couldn't he? Suddenly, he heard a noise as his fellow teammates started to file in to the locker room. Jeff ducked behind a set of lockers, unsure of what to do. He realized now that he looked like one of those dweebs he and the rest of the guys picked on. Who knows what would happen if the guys saw him like this?