Now "Wild Wolf "was actually the name of the space lane the Asyrian Summer Space Shipping Company
used to transport space faring Garbage Scows from the planet Sumer to the planet
Asyrria 15 lightyears distant.
As we all now the Intergalactic Commission frowns on Gargage Scows drifting off and colliding at
light speeds with a planet filled with non-light-speed capable but sentient beings.
So moneys had been exchanged,favours made and ASSS got a route secured passing perilously close to Earth
by convincing the GC that homo sapiens were not sentient.
On this fine and sunny day a crew of anthro crickets aboard a Hg 235 Tractor Engine
( roughly a square thing a mile on each side and a 1/3 mile deep ) had secured to the
front a pyrimid shaped barge filled with obsolete techhy junk and hardware ( imagine the Great Pyrimid of Giza)
and were chugging along on Wild Wolf.
Common sense had dictated the Tractor be slowed down to a fraction of light speed whilst
passing Earth,so the whole
thing looked like a comet passing between Earth and Moon
Bored space crews for years had been listening in on Earth's internet system,using the handle
WildWolf
Now Artemius was the nephew of the Tractor's captain,and his Uncle,who'd last passed
through this area a century earlier,was marching about in a
bowler hat,tweed suit and smoking a cigar,and saying such drek
as "Tally Ho" and "Stiff upper mandibles chap,stiff upper
mandibles"
So Artemius was on the ships computer,seeing if the Wild Wolf channel had picked up
any interesting chat from the hairless chimpanzees down below on Earth.
It had,Tom and Chris had clicked on the <Transform Me" box
So Artemius obliged...