It was a cloudy afternoon when the phone rang and a gravely voiced man asked for John. As his caller put in an order for dispensing of a 30 year old blonde, a person who while giving and enjoying had heard too much to be trusted.
"I want it done with some flare, she is to be melded with a Palamino. I want her to have blone hair which she so treasures, for the rest of her life, understand me John?" said the crime boss JoJO.
It was agreed for the sum of twenty thousand dollars she would take up retirement at the local riding academy.
Two days later the limo pulled up and to surprise John and Ron out stepped JoJO and a tall, very well endowed, blonde bimbo. JoJO, himself dressed looking like a Coney Island ice cream huckster and his doll with a tight short sweater that bulged from her sylicone chest. A mini skirt so short one could see some underbrush when she leaned over to kiss JoJO's balding head. Then too her knee high black patent leather boots having five inch heals, wow what a B-i-m-b-o !
"Hey Johnny boy how's it hang'in?' said JoJO as he walked over to shake the hand of power.
"Just fine JoJO, is she the one?" asked John.
"Hey darlin' where's this special blonde pony you want me to see?" asked the l-a-d-y.
John looked toward Ron and rolled his eyes as if he couldn't believe this one, for sure. "Please follow me and we shall pay our pet Palamino a visit." suggested John as the Lady, JoJO, Ron, and John headed down the path toward the riding stable.
John and Ron watched JoJO as he looked very nervous. "Not feel'in so good there JoJO ole' man?" asked Ron with a sleezy smile.
As the Lady and John continued down the path he turned with a tough mean look to Ron. "I'm paying good money for your service and unless you want to feel my wrath I suggest you cut the qute remarks. I happen to be very fond of Schinelle' we had a fun time together. You see I got partners and they wanted to bump her off, you know a shot to the head! That was not what I want for her, she has known me like few ever did, and I want her to live on even if her human body doesn't, understand?" questioned JoJO.
"Yea sure JoJO, we meld Schinelle into a Palamino mare, then you put a bullet through her pretty human head to satisfy your partners, simple JoJO!" said Ron still with an attitude problem.
The two men argued some more as they walked down to meet John and Schinelle. As the rounded the bend there next to the corral fence stood Schinelle petting a yearling Palamino mare.
"Oh JoJO, she's so nice and soft, sweet, can she be mine, oh please, oh please, please, please, JoJO, JoJO, please Darlin'" begged, nagged, and pleaded Schinelle.
"Show her fella's and do it quick!" said JoJO.
"I was right, Darlin' you want me silent, your going to have them kill me and what of the pretty blonde pony, her too! Oh you monster! I give you the best years of my life, go through five operations to make my breast look like jugs! I entertain those mobsets you call partners, they pinch, prod, and finger fuck me day and night! Oh but for the love and touch of my JoJO I'd do anything, so now we must kill the one lady in your life who was more than just another hooker!" slice, diced, and hammered Schinelle at JoJO.
"Your ring my dear!" said John.
"RING!"
"Ring, JoJO, you want to marry me?" Oh sweetie I'm so sorry for what your love'in munchkin said! Your going to marry me and we can live happily ever after mister and misses, Schinelle and Mister JoJO, ahh what in your last name darlin?" wondered Schinelle.
"A Donkey might have been more worthy!" chidded Ron.
"Lets get this over with!' said JoJO as he grabbed Schinelle's left hand, and reached it over to touch the forehead of the Palamino yearling mare.
"JoJO, No man!" yelled John, but too late as the ring glowed and the trade was made.
Suddenly the Palamino mare bolted away from the fence. At the same instant Schinelle dropped to her knees. A JoJO big boss of crime stood shaking from head to foot. In a quick action his head turned toward John, eyes wild, teeth clinched, fingers curled like claws.
"Oh fuck a duck I'm Schinelle!" said her voice but with JoJO residing inside her wonderous body.
A Palamino mare looked on, blinked her eyelids and flicked her tail in smooth easy sashays.
John turned to Ron, then looked at Schinelle, then he turned toward JoJO as the man attacked like the wild beast which was now in his body.
Ron as usual was prepared for the worst. As JoJO with clenched claws was ready and willing to kill out of wild fear, a 50,000 volt tasser hit his thigh and down in a lump went JoJO's body.
"Thanks partner!" said John.
"What the fucking hell am I going to do as Schinelle?" she said but with JoJO's mental self stuck in a bimbo's body.
Ron looked to the Palamino mare who seemed well and happy to be as she was. Then he turned to Schinelle, who stood next to John with JoJO's slumped body at his feet. A grim look on his face he then said, "What a revolt'in predicament this turned out to be!"