In the fog of his horniness (and being surrounded by a bunch of lustful gay men didn't help any either), Dave began to write again, not really thinking through what he was doing.
All of the employees working in this office are horny gay men, he wrote. He had a feeling that the men in this room wouldn't be enough to satisfy him, so he figured, why not make the whole office just like the people in this room?
And then it became true. Some of the office employees were women, though, but after Dave's writing, that was no longer true. Every employee kept the same personality they had before their change, so some of the men acted very femininely (those were the former women) and ones like Joe Daniels were still jerks. But they were all horny and gay.