Stacy grinned. "Guess we know who'll be prom queen, eh, hunny?"
Picking up the stuffed female skunk with a pink bow in her hair, she carries her over to an overstuffed chair, and takes out a digital camera.
"In fact your I'd say your chance of getting to be the Queen stinks! Now, smile for the camera, Kristi. Your furry mug will be seen by thousands of people tonight on eBay! Perhaps I can even get enough to buy that new pair of shoes for the dance..." she adds wistfully.
Uploading the contents of the camera, Stacy proceeds to post Kristi's ad on eBay in the style of a personal ad: "Cute Plump Female Skunk Seeks New Home...Like New! This giant plush animal is available for a low reserve, and shipping is based on actual cost. Please provide a new home for my favorite little stinker. Starting price $1.00 buy it now for $35.00...
A few minutes later, she checks, and exclaims, "Skunks must be hot, we've already got 3 bids, and you're up to $8.02."