Sylvia gasped as she scanned this "plush toy" listing. It was obviously a lewd hoax. The image showed someone in an x-rated female skunk costume masturbating with a pink stuffed squirrel. Somehow the fiend had linked the ad to their web cam, and were performing the act live. No wonder the bid had risen to $400.00 for a stuffed skunk. The email monitor was showing questions for the seller included "How much for the squirrel?", "How much for me to play the part of the squirrel?", "Is the squirrel male or female?" and "Could you not clean the costume if I win the bid." Sylvia was really upset by the last question since it came from her exhusband's email address.
"Transaction halted by Ebay," she confirmed the command, and all across the country furry lovers sighed as the plain white screen with the notice appeared in place of the hot live furry yiff scene.