"Well, I guess I should tell you the whole story." I said, "I don't know how, but the evil, or at least really
perverted and with a personal hatred of princes, witch Morgana captured me. She put me in a big cage and told
me that she would use me as bait to bring in princes that she could transform into stuff."
"Why?" The elf girl asked.
"She said it gets her really horny. And believe me, she isn't kidding. Out of the three princes that have come
here, she's sent one off to be a sex slave, screwed another, and masturbated to the last." I said, "Anyway, I
must have been unconscious for a while, because immediately after she tells me this, Prince Jake tries to come
in. Do you know about Prince Jake? He's a really arrogant fool who walks around in solid gold armor. So when
he comes up to the castle with a bunch of knights, Morgana decides she wants to transform him right away. She
teleports him into the room we were in, and makes his armor vanish. Then Jake started complaining about it, so
Morgana froze him, and started mocking him. Somehow, she gets the idea that he sounds like a spoiled teenage
girl, so she goes through this whole thing to turn him into one. She makes him a girl, makes him younger,
gives him a ridiculously large bosom, makes him dumber, the whole bit. Then when she unfroze him, I told him
what happened. This fool decides the best thing to do is walk outside and command his knights to seize the
castle. Of course, they think he's Morgana, so they throw him into the prison wagon they brought along for
her. Then the leader knight comes in, and Morgana makes herself look like Jake so that she can fool the knight
into selling the real Jake into slavery. Then, because she didn't think she had done enough yet, she cast
another spell on the real Jake so that anyone who touched him within forty eight hours would have the same
things happen to them. After that, Morgana took me out of the cage and gave me this room. A few days later,
another prince comes, this time it's Prince Daniel. So Morgana decides to show off this time, and she makes
her whole front room look like a forest. She eve made me... you know what, let's skip that part. Anyway,
Morgana transforms herself into a dryad, and makes Daniel think she's helping him find her own castle. So she
leads him around the fake woods for a while, until they find a dead doe. I'm not sure if it was real or not,
but Morgana pretends to freak out about it. She starts begging Daniel to help her, and he says yes. Morgana
takes Daniel and the doe, and she does some kind of spell that makes Daniel look like the doe. Then she starts
going on about "We have to explore your new body." or some garbage like that. So, Morgana turns herself into a
stag and tells the prince that if she can screw him, and he doesn't cum, she'll turn him into a stag, but if
he does cum, she'll put him in a herd full of stags so that they'll all have to screw him in order to breed.
Of course, it takes Daniel a whole three seconds to cum. Morgana keeps going for about an hour though, and
then she and Daniel teleport away. After a little while, she comes back and fixes the front room. Then she
gives me these mirrors on the wall that show me what Jake and Daniel are doing right now. A few days, oh come
on Jake, why would you do that? You've been a girl for five days and you're already that much of a whore? He
disgusts me. Where was I? Oh yeah, so a few days later, today, your group comes along. By the way, that was
Morgana out the window, not me. Anyway, she sends you into the enchanted maze, and pulls me out to watch. She
poofs up a mirror so we can see the whole thing from above. A few minutes in, your partner elves start
screwing, which keeps Morgana totally distracted. That's when you... I mean I watched when... I'm sorry. You,
you know the rest. You and the others turned into wood, and Morgana decided to give you back your soul. And
now we're here."
"Well. That's a lot to take in. It sounds like you're just as trapped as I am." The elf girl said.
"Not really. Morgana needs me to bring in princes. She can't really do much to me unless I get her really
mad." I said.
"Yeah, well she does seem to be more of the 'really perverted with a personal hatred of princes' type than the
normal evil witch. Maybe we'll make it out of this." The elf girl said.
"Maybe. I just hope she doesn't go back on her word to not make you firewood. Especially now that... wait, I
still don't know who you are." I said.
"Oh, yeah, I guess we forgot to introduce ourselves. I'm..."