Three female clowns approach her. Judging by their appearance, they were in her age group.
The first one was Streamers. She had sky-blue hair done up in big ponytails by red scrunchies, red irises, blue eyeshadow, long, thick
eyelashes, ears twice as big as normal, a red ball nose the size of a golf-ball, red lips, blue stars on her cheeks, and she stood at 5' 5" - the
same height as Lily. She wore a blue tank-top with a red frill, blue gloves with puffy fingers, red denim shorts with white fax fur trim, knee-
high socks with red and black stripes, and blue shoes with red laces on her huge clown feet. Her figure was average by human standards, but
by clown standards, just as sub-par as Lily's figure was.
The second one was Specs. She had hot pink hair done in ringlets, neon green irises, pink eyeshadow, long, thick eyelashes, ears twice as big
as normal, a pink ball nose the size of a cherry, pink lips, rosy cheeks with black freckles inside, and she stood at 5' 2". She also wore red
glasses with frames as big as bagels, but oddly enough there were no lenses in them. She wore an orange tee with red pom-poms going down
the front, white gloves with puffy fingers, oversized yellow pants held up by red suspenders, and pink shoes with green laces on her huge
clown feet. She had melon-sized breasts which pushed against her suspenders, and hips that, despite their large width, did nothing to hold up
her pants.
The third and last one was Smoothie. She had purple hair in a 70's style with a large pink beret on top, pink irises, purple eyeshadow, long,
thick eyelashes, ears twice as big as normal, a purple ball nose the size of a marble, pink lips, purple blush, and she stood at 5' 7". She wore a
pink dress with a poofy skirt, purple gloves with puffy fingers, knee-high socks with pink and purple stripes, and purple shoes with pink laces
on her huge clown feet. Out of all 3 of them, she had the best figure - breasts twice as big as Specs's, and hips twice as wide as hers too.
They all had creamy, white skin.
"Welcome to Side-Split." Streamers said in a happy helium voice "I'm Streamers."
"I'm Specs." Specs said in a shy helium voice.
"And I'm Smoothie." Smoothie said in a friendly helium voice "What's your name?"
"It's Lily." Lily replied.
"Wow." said Streamers "It's not every day you meet a human with a name that could easily be a clown's name too."
"Stop that, Streamers!" Specs scolded "Can't you see you're scaring her? She's only been here a few seconds, and already you're giving her a bad
impression."
"Yeah." Smoothie agreed "Did it even occur to you that she might have coulrophobia? The poor thing. She probably spent hours lost in the
forrest only to find her way here?"
"Are you some kind of psychic?" Lily asked nervously.
"No." Smoothie replied "I'm just really good at reading others, or so I've been told."
"May we be of assistance?" Specs asked politely.
"Well I guess I could use someone to show me around." Lily replied "Just don't expect me to hold your hand, or touch you - at all!"
"Fair enough." Specs said "Walk this way." and she started walking like an egyptian, with the other two doing it too!
Lily gave her an annoyed look which she caught, so she stopped. "Sorry," Specs said "I just couldn't resist the chance to use that gag."
So they led Lily to ....