"Nice costume, Paul," says the Sergeant of Arms Tad Davis as the nerd wearing you and the Green Lantern leotard
walks up the steps. He adds, "Beer hat is a nice touch, but lose the boxers."
"Right-Oh!" the nerd says giving the guy a thumb's up. You know he's relieve to be mistaken for someone who is
supposed to be at the party. No one asks a guy like that for his invitation. He heads straight to the free
bar. He replaces the empty beer cans on his hat with real ones, and grabs a third can into which he crushes 3
roofies. Then he looks for somebody who needs a beer. He's going to get lucky tonight.
You spot Mr. Pointy holding court over at the far end of the room just outside the stairs to the "inner
sanctum" otherwise known as the basement. The nerdling starts off in that direction, but gets side tracked by
your football player room mate Roger.
"Hey, Paul, great costume! Now recite the Green Lantern oath for us," says Roger.