Bill, ahem, Pornstar, was going through the beginning clip for the horror genre. She didn't pay any attention,
neither did her creator. When it finally stopped, she found herself dressed in a pair of skinny jeans and a
tight black tank top. Both of these were removed immediately. Pornstar was now dressed only in her lingerie.
Now that the "important" stuff was done, she could get on with the actual game. Her body moved on its own,
walking over to an NPC with an exclamation point over its head. The room is too dark to see anything but him.
He has the first quest, which Pornstar's player actually reads.
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It's The End Of The World As We Know It
Oh good, you're awake. I was afraid the zombies had gotten to you. Well, now that you're up, I need your help.
We're holed up in here until the zombies get thinned out. That means I'm gonna need you to go out and take out
a few of them. Once you do, you can come back here and I'll get you something so you don't have to wade
through those infested fuckers barefoot.
Objectives:
Kill five legless zombies
Rewards:
Leather boots
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This was good. Going out, killing zombies, getting armor, normal Player stuff. However, once she was out the
door, Pornstar didn't even look at the zombies. She just ran and ran until there were fifty zombies chasing
her. She eventually lost them, and ended up in a really dirty looking city. She went into the inn, a normal
thing for players to do. However, instead of doing whatever players normally do in inns, Pornstar jumped up on
a table and began dancing. After a few minutes, she was being offered money. Pornstar wanted to stop so she
could get back to her quests, but she couldn't control herself. She took the money, and after a half an hour
of dancing, she had wracked up twenty gold. For a starting character, that was practically el dorado. Now
Pornstar was excited. Her player had her stop dancing and go outside. Maybe she would go to the armorer first?
Or the weaponsmith? Or the... mailbox? Pornstar walked up to the mailbox, put her money in it, and sent it to
some other character. With it went her clothes, food, water, and even her hearthstone. She had literally
nothing except her lingerie and her backpack, the only two things you couldn't remove. Fortunately, her player
logged off. Unfortunately, this meant that Pornstar was taken out of the game and put in some strange bar. She
wasn't sure where she was, but she knew it wasn't the game. It was empty except for a bartender. Pornstar
didn't know what to do next.