You're Michael staying at your Auntie Dedrana's house. That's what you tell yourself, but you're not so sure.
You just woke up to the sound of a rooster crowing. When you opened your eyes you see naked Robin perching on
the brass rail of the bed's foot board. Except the bed you fell asleep in last night had a gnarled carved
wooden frame. The patchwork quilt covering your body is different too. You peel back the sheet to reveal a
very different torso. This one is much more mature and covered in thick black hair.
"Rob?" you ask in a strangely deep bass voice, "Where am I? And what happened to my body?"
"Ah, right, you're new to all this!" he laughed, "Don't get yer knickers in a sort. I'm here for our skinny
dip. I slipped you out of yer body into this one to save you the trip. It's a long walk from your Auntie's
place to the mill pond, but Tommy Rutgers here lives in the old mill house, and he was partying to late last
night, so he won't be needing his body or waking up until after noon anyway. So I figured we could have some
fun." He adds wickedly, "Besides, I figgur'd yer might jes' enjoy a romp in this hairy bastard's body, an' any
damage you might do won't be to your own body. Besides this bloke in his drunken state last night stepped on
three mushroom houses as he stumbled home. So I don't mind you banging his body up a might. An' you shouldn't
mind either."
"Uh, okay?" you stand and bang your head on the brass rail of the canopy. You duck and stand. At least he
doesn't sleep naked, but he does have a massive boner sticking out of his boxer's fly. Or is it your boner?
You scratch your head. You feel so different, yet it feels like it's always been you at the same time.
"Come on!" Rob jumps onto the open window sill. The sunlight is streaming in. It's another hot day. You look
around the humble room, and shrug. It's probably all a dream anyway. So you follow him barefoot out the
window and on to the dewy grass. There is a sandy path down to the mill pond. Robin jumps in with a swan dive.
You follow with a cannon ball.
He laughs, and twirls your wet boxers around his index finger.
"Hey! Those are my shorts!"
"And it's not skinny dipping unless yer nekkid as a jaybird!" laughs throwing the wet shorts into the bushes.
You two play around in the mill pond for over two hours. Meanwhile, back at your Aunt's home, she is having a
devil of a time trying to wake you up.
You won't realize this when you put them on that they are now lined with stinging nettles from the reeds they
landed on, but Tommy will when he wakes up in them. Rob has rendered their stinging pain as unnoticeable to
you while you are in Tommy Rutgers body.