…Michelle, our part-time maid. Apparently we had completely forgotten it was one of the days she worked. To
say that she was shocked to see the sight of two very buxom, very naked women was an understatement. She
looked like she would faint. However she managed to ask, “Are Joe or Brian here?”
“Uh, no, not right now,” I said. I tried to think of something fast and found that I was not having much
success in doing so. “We’re, uh…we’re waiting for them to come back. OMG, we’re naked. I’m so sorry. Hold
on.” I grabbed Brian by the arm and dragged him back into the bathroom. I closed the door behind us. I
whispered, “I wish Michelle would wait for us and not try to leave.”
“What are you doing?” Brian asked.
“I don’t know,” I admitted. “This is hard to figure out. What should we do?”
Brian shrugged. “I don’t know either,” he admitted.
“I did make us too dumb,” I said. A few seconds went by until I thought of something. “OK, first of all, we
need names. I’ll be, uh…I’ll be Barbie.”
“Barbie?” asked Brian.
“It’s all I could think of,” I protested. “You pick a name.”
“OK, fine,” he said. “Briana,” he said. Before I could say anything, he said, “It’s all I could think of.
It won’t be like she’ll think I’m me or something.”
“Fine,” I said. “So we’re girls, obviously. And we’re…girlfriends. Yea, I’m Joe’s girlfriend and you’re
Brian’s girlfriend.”
“Why are we naked?” asked Brian…or rather, Briana.
“It was a surprise for Joe and Brian,” I replied.
“Shouldn’t we put on some clothes?” Briana asked.
I groaned. “We don’t have any, dummy,” I said.
“You could wish us some, dummy,” she retorted.
“Oh, right,” I said. Then I got another thought. This situation presented us with another, more exciting
opportunity to use the ring. “How about this? We go back out and…”