Matt looked through the options in "mental" and found the IQ section. It read 122. He thought of all the boring
drivel this now 500 pound exhibitionist had made him suffer through, and decided it was time for a little
payback.
He began scrolling all the way to 78 and clicked enter. He also added "rude" and "bad vocabulary" as additional
options.
Suddenly, James found it harder and harder to comprehend the program in front of him on TV. Something about
Mayans and calendars and a whole bunch of numbers and stuff. James never was any good with numbers, in fact he
was one of the worst students overall, and the fact he got into college to study computing was a small miracle
in itself. He turned to Matt and said
"Hey Matt, who put on dis crap ? Isn' there somethin' like Football on or....somethin' ?"
Matt laughed wholeheartedly. He turned his overly intellectual friend into a severely obese foul mouthed
simpleton, but that didn't feel quite right enough.
He brought up his and James' profile and made several new changes: