I should have kept track of what that jumbo jet did next.
However I didn't and instead began to close the door on Gandalf,still
thinking
< Is this guy for real?>
Just as the door was a crack from closing a loud deep booming voice answered
"Yes,Gandalf is real,as am I,Smaug the Golden"
and as the voice shook the walls a gust of hot steamy wind blew open the door.
I found myself staring at a very big red and golden scaled dragon behind Gandalf.
The old man seemed stunned.
< I certainly was>
"Meet my partner Smaug the Golden" said the old man"He's here the melt down The Ring when we find it"
I just stood there mouth open,and barely noticed the dragon shrink,shift and alter,till
what stood behind Gandalf was a 7 foot tall giant who looked like
Lurch from the Adams Family.
Except he was naked.
Smaug the Golden grabbed a suitcase that stood on the ground beside him and rushed right past me
into my house,muttering foul words as he did so...