Before I question my neighbor about his equine activity, I realized that I needed proof first. So I played the
disc on my computer and paused it to the point during his mid-transformation. I printed it out. With evidence in
hand I went to my neighbor. I went over to his house and knocked on his door. The door opened and my neighbor
says “Hello neighbor, how may I help you.” I said “Why are you turning into a stallion and bothering my mares?”
My neighbor just gulped and says “I uhhh….I don’t know what you mean.” I could tell that he’s lying the way he
was twitching his eyes but I responded “Then how do you explain this?” I held up the printout, He says “Come on
inside and I’ll explain.” I came inside and sat down on his couch while he explained “This is embarrassing to
explain, but I’m a werehorse.” This got my wondering “A werehorse? Is that like a werewolf?” He said “No, theres
a big difference between a werewolf and a werehorse, you know that werewolves transform under the light of a
full moon, I transform when aroused and the only way to change back is when I have sex with a mare.” This news
hit you “Isn’t that like bestiality?” He responds “Funny that you mention that, that’s why I was cursed. It’s
true that I was into bestiality, started with dogs then farm animals but one day I saw this wonderful looking
mare, should’ve known it belonged to a gypsy. When she caught me with my pants down, she placed a curse on me,
so every time I see a mare I get aroused and you know the rest. Please don’t tell anyone about this. If they
find out, I’ll be crucified.” You say “Okay, I won’t tell anyone about it.” As you get up to leave.