Chris was from Texas. He had a southern accent, but that's it as far as the stereotype. He liked to read and write. He was open minded
to gays, blacks, and Latinos. He wasn't into NASCAR, or shotguns, or getting drunk all the time. He even likes girls for more than just
the boobs and sex drive. His family thinks he's an oddball.
One of the scientists decided to come and give his family the injection. They gave him the injection when he slept on night. When he
woke up the next day he had a beer belly and a sudden craving for beer. He wasn't sure what had happened. He started to get a little
older looking and some muscles grew. His muscles bulged and grew and stretched. He started to get hairy and his thoughts began
focusing on NASCAR, shooting, and purty women. His hair began to morph into a mullet.
"what ther fuck is happenin' to me?" he ask aloud. His accent was much deeper and dumber than normal. He started to feel his brain
losing information. He stopped caring about writing. He also could barely remember how to read. He started become more close
minded too. Thinking of illegal immigrant jokes whenever he thought about Spanish people, started thinking racist thoughts toward black
people, thinking the usual redneck thoughts. He also became convinced all the gay people will burn in hell.
He lost connections to a few of his writing friends on different web sites like writing.com and others. He started going after the usual
white trash baby maker type of girls. Now his family knew he accepted being a redneck. He was happy and the scientists took it as
proof they didn't change him but rather helped him get over his denial.