"Hahahahaha" the blonde was laughing maniacally as if he was told the greatest joke ever, slowly he regain
composure "Hehe... Oh my... hehehe... you mortals really know how to tell jokes. I'm afraid... what's your
name again?"
"Derrick."
"I'm afraid Derrick that you have confused me for my brother... and has confused my brother with my other
brother. He really hates that! Hehehehe..."
"Aren't you Cupid then?"
"Cu- hahahaha! you are a hoot!" he laughed again, Derrick was beginning to feel really annoyed, and the blonde
noticed it. "If anything I should be offended... and my brother should too... and my other brother too for
calling him names."
"Eh??? I don't follow."
"Obviously, it had been what? centuries since I faded into practical obscurity, hehe. I'm not Eros, for that
matter he prefers to be called Amor now, and never call him Cupid, he still resent that they portray him now
as a chubby diaper-clad baby. And you are also confused about him. Eros is the god of Love, but love in the
sense of sexual attraction, he is for uses and purposes the god of sex. Our brother Anteros is the god of
Requited Love, or love returned, or what you would call True Love. And he is supremely pissed off that all the
credit for his work always land on Amor's lap."
"Oh, I see... I didn't know... but then-" Derrick spoke just to be interrupted again.
"You were half right, like those two I'm also an Erote or a love-god... actually I'm Eros twin, I'm Himeros
god of Unrequited Love and Desire or if you want to get technical, the god of lust." said with a grin.
"Wow! Hey then maybe you would help me..."
"You want to bump uglies with someone?" Derrick just smiled "Tough luck, didn't you see what happened here?
No, I like you, so no help from Des."
"Des?"
"Oh... right. Call me Des, you know short for desire. Himeros is so long and old."
"Then what about the other couple, in the hallway?" asked Derrick.
"Dude, she was horny woman and he a straight and lucky man. I can't warranty you falling for a nymphomaniac,
or her with another lucky person. It's just the way it is. Lucky for you I'm meeting two of my brothers here.
One might help you." said Des.