Now the thing is that the country of Avon had revived the old religion decades before Denmark
did.(the norse one with Odin,Thor,Freya,Loki and gang.
Avon is a old norse country you see.
So back when Jessica had just been entering her teen years a preacher named Sigurd Sunday had dreamed up a new way of presenting religion.
He'd decided that Nithhogr( Nidhogg/the Envy Serpent) was worth a religion,since the saga's said that Envy would survive the End
of Everything.
Clearly this mean spirited snake who sailed about in a viking ship constructed of dead mans bones was worth
his "hisss"
So Jessica had been swept into Nithianity along with a lot of other Avonians,
and had done her clapping along with the rest of the ecstatic crowds as Mr Sunday seemed to glide onto the stage floor,with the Valkerye Girl Choir singing in the background.
The scheme had been too successful,alas.
For the Envy Serpent had taken things seriously and blessed his followers with unique abilities.
Such as Life After Death.
Which meant when the yanks came over and imposed The Farm Animal Act of 2009/2013 on Avon's citizenry,
Life After Death took a unique twist
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The undead cow,her red eyes glowering with malice,bellowed angrily as she quickly rose from the butcher shop floor.
Clearly the one time human had been a Nithian once apon a time.