"Very good, that means you have landed on inanimate modification! This square is rather interesting. You're going to turn into an object for the duration of the next turn."
"Are you kidding? That's bull!" she yelled.
"I understand you're worried, but you shouldn't be. Your change only lasts until the next turn, then you'll return to normal. However, during your change, you'll be at the whims of your family. They can use you for whatever they wish, of course."
"Hmm, well, that's honestly not bad I guess," she conceded, "I doubt they'll do anything to me."
The board game let out a hearty laugh.
"You'd be surprised, Player Rachel. Now then, since you rolled an odd number to get there, that means you get to choose the change out of the options I provide!"
"Ugh...get on it with, then."
"If you insist. I have a few changes in mind. First of all, due to Player Quinn's recent change, you can become a breast pump if you're feeling like you want to help your sister. If you're not feeling that, I suppose you can choose bra, bean-bag chair, dildo, or toothpick. Or anything else you suggest, if I approve it.
Rachel, stumped, thought carefully on the change. She weighed the pros and cons of each, hoping to empirically decide which would be the least embarrassing or painful. In the end, she decided on...