What 'narrator' hadn't known was that the Wish Ring had a wisher lockout
built into it.
Trying to destroy the Earth had set the lockout in motion
and turning Dr Van Hause first into a nude,then into a dog
and then into a lifeless stuffed toy
finally tripped the lockout device.
If you'd looked at the wish ring you would have seen
a light green gemstone on it.
The stuffed toy dog had had a lighter green gemstone on its dog collar.
And when the lockout was tripped the two gemstones switched places.
The stuffed dog toy got the wishing gem
and the narrator got the worthless artificial gemstone on his now
worthless ring.
Not knowing that,he tossed the stuffed toy
into a nearby Sally Anne dropoff box and marched off.
Soon the narrator met Spike the Bully and stupidly taunted Spike.
He then made a wish to turn Spike into a frog.
Nothing happened and Spike broke every bone in the narrators body.
Meanwhile the stuffed toy dog with its magical powers was
given to a bunch of winos that Christmas.
So there Dr Van Hauser sat,surrounded by empty wine bottles,
till one of the winos,remembering his Aladdin and the Magic Lamp,took
a chance and rubbed the gemstone on the toys collar.
He hastily dropped the stuffed dog as it began to glow,expand and take
on a new form.
The three winos stared at the crounching anthro dog woman,Dr Van Hauser reborn,
dressed in her Harem Girl Arabian outfit
She screamed...