When the work day was over, Janet and her new lesbian lover Dawn left to go home. In this new reality, it seemed that Dawn lived with Janet, even though they weren't married.
On the subway ride home, they sat holding each other like lesbians do, and that caught the attention of a couple of stern-looking middle aged women sitting across from them, but apart. It didn't seem like they knew each other, but they both thought very poorly of lesbians, that was for sure.
One of the women sneered at Janet and Dawn, then looked away disgusted. The other woman shook her head in disappointment, then muttered something about how she hated gays.
Angry at how these two women were treating her, she took out a piece of paper and the pen. Then she wrote down: Whenever any woman makes homophobic comments or has homophobic thoughts when seeing Janet and Dawn together, that woman would suddenly become a lesbian and be okay with it, even though she remembers not being a lesbian.
She looked up at the two homophobic women and smiled when she saw the looks of confusion on their faces. Then her smile grew when she saw the two women taking notice of each other and apparently liking what they saw.
"There, that should do it," Janet said.
"Should do what?" Dawn asked. She wasn't paying attention to what Janet wrote down or anything.
"Nothing, love," Janet said, kissing Dawn on the lips.
Across the isle, the two new lesbian women sat next to each other, telling each other how much they loved each other.