It was the most boring week of Carl's life. But Carl tried to make the most of it by trying to bleed the
network for as much money as he could. Constantly for lunch and dinner he'd go out of his way to order
lobster, beef wellington, filet mignon, and as many expensive things he could. It seemed the he wasn't the
only one with this idea as sometime on what Carl believed was the third day he received a package with the
note that said 'From Wendy'. Interested in what it could be, Carl opened it to find a very expensive looking
designer shirts, skirts, and a dress. Carl opened the note confused at the gift and read, 'More matching
outfits payed for by the network :)' Carl looked at the cloths sadly, but did smile knowing it must have cost
the suits a pretty penny.
Eventually Carl got tired of just doing stretches and jumping jacks so he put in a request for an exercise
dvd. Carl was hoping for something pretty intense but was disappointed when he got a few yoga and Pilates
dvds. Carl sighed to himself, More eye candy for the perverts watching. Carl thought as he put a dvd in a did
the workout to pass the times.
Working out, eating, and Big Brother was all that consumed Carl's life over that week. Then finally on the
evening after what Carl was pretty sure was the seventh day, Carl received a visitor. Carl opened the door to
have Jon basically charge into the room and shook Carl's hand. "I just got the news. You're in!" Obviously he
was looking for a big reaction from Carl(y) so he put as big a fake smile on his face and said "Yay!" with as
much of a squeal as he could. Jon seemed to buy the performance and got back to business.
"This is just the start. Starting tomorrow you are going to go a photo shoot for the show, you'll record a few
lines to get the fans to like you and pump them up for the show, and then we'll record the vignette of you and
Wendy getting the keys to enter the Big Brother house."
"Great! So Wendy and I can finally see each other again." Carl said feeling a huge sense of relief.
"Sorry but no." Jon said bringing Carl back to earth. "But you two will only be together just to record that
bit, and you two will be monitored at all times so you won't be able to talk strategy. But don't worry, you'll
be in the big brother house together soon enough. You'll practically be begging to get away from her." Jon
said trying to joke.
"Oh." Carl simply said sadly, he really felt like he wanted to talk to Wendy. Even at his most uncaring worst
he had never spent this much time away from his wife. At this point he just wanted to see her to give him some
motivation to get through this.
"Don't worry, you'll see her soon. Now you should get some sleep, you've got a long day ahead of you
tomorrow."