After looking over the choices, Ronald saw one that finally caught his eye. “What’s ‘The Enchanted Forest’ like?” He loved camping in the woods, so this was a natural draw to him.
“Ah, that area had just opened to the public today.” The uniformed woman said. “That’s where you can become and live among the woodland races; elves, satyrs, dryads; even witches and wizards. Would you like to be our first guest there?”
“Of course!” Ronald enthusiastically answered.
When Ronald and the woman reached the lobby of the Enchanted Forest, he was given a paper. “Read this over,” the woman said, “sign here on the bottom, and choose what being you wish to become. A liaison will then meet you shortly to change you into your chosen being and accompany you through your experience.”
Much of the form was liability waivers and legal mumbo jumbo that was so mind-numbingly boring; Ronald just skimmed through it all. He signed the form and looked over the selection of beings to become. He saw that some also had an “M” and “F” next to them; though, some had only one; like “Nymph”, which had an “F” and “Wizard”, which had an “M”. He guessed that meant they only came in one gender. After skimming the choices, Ronald selected…