Shawn wasn't sure what he expected when he walked into a store called Spells R Us. Whatever it was though, it wasn't what he got. It looked like a convenience store from a Harry Potter book. The man at the counter was an old guy in what looked like a bath robe. For some reason, the whole place was actually pretty inviting.
"Anything I can help you with Shawn?" The old man asked.
"Wait, have we met before?" Shawn asked.
"No, we haven't. We did now though, so let's get to what you came here for." The old man said.
"Alright. What do you have?" Shawn asked, walking up to the counter.
"Glad you asked. I think you're just the guy to give this." The old man said, producing a small rectangular box, "This is an artifact of great power. It can do untold things to the people you use it on. It can also sync with your DVR."
"What?" Shawn asked.
"It's a magic remote. Point it at stuff, and you can change what them. Here, watch." The old man said, taking the remote out of the box and aiming at an apple on a nearby shelf. With a press of a button, the apple tripled in size.
"How much?" Shawn asked, watching the apple wobble and fall of the shelf.
"For you? Nothing. However, you have to take it on one condition." The old man said.
"What's the condition?" Shawn asked, turning back to the old man.
"For every five transformations you apply to other people, you have to use the remote on yourself." The old man said.
"Hang on, what other kinds of transformations are their?" Shawn asked.
"Hell if I know. Magic isn't exactly a definite science." The old man said.
"Fine then." Shawn said, taking the remote.
"Pleasure doing business with you." The old man said with a grin as he watched Shawn walk out the door.