"Ah, and I bet we're in an alternate reality, and this", you use your fingers to quote the next word,
"boyfriend of mine is really just my ex-girlfriend, turned into a boy. Maybe you want to set us up again?" Dan
smirked arrogantly, but internally he was freaking out. He didn't want to be no Ranma.
"Nope. Sorry, sport. It isn't. Just some guy you met at a party and gave tongue to. Maybe it'll be on the
occasion of...let's say you we're reading 'Go Ask Alice' in your seventh grade english, got into a thirteen
year old girl crying fit, went to your BEST GIRLFRIEND'S house for a party and just happened to have this guy
be at the right place at the right time for you to put your head on his shoulder. Let's call him...hey, how
about you decide? It can be your birthday present to me, letting you name the plunderer of your own made up
vag."
"You monster."
Kat started laughing. "Not too creative today? I understand. Why don't we just make you an alliterative couple
and name him Daniel. Dan and Danielle. Isn't that precious?"
"No, it makes me pissed off. I don't get it. I don't think you'll turn me back unless I become your submissive
bitch, which I'll never be. NEVER."
"We'll see" said Kat. "Sooooo, in the meantime, why don't you check out your new room? You need to be dressed
properly. Dan likes his girls to dress like Katy Perry. And put on your make-up. I'll do a spell to make you
have instinctive ability on how to do it properly, like a pro even."
"Wait. Wait. Wait. What about elementary concepts of space? What if this Dan guy wants to have sex with me. I
still feel my dick. Where does that go?"
"Magic.Trust me, dude. I've been practicing for this all day. I can see you in several dimensions. Even though
I know you're really all boy, trust me, you LOOK all girl. Your breasts, your vagina and all your other girly
parts exist, but you won't have to worry about them. If you ever have intercourse, the penis will just phase
right into yours, and whoever's dick it is just though it went into something else. Not really Dani, hurry up.
When it comes to playing dress up, if you're not early, you're late.