"Who'd have thought Morgana knew a dragon,"Maadel commented, the first to speak after the Guard's tale.
It cut fairly susinctly to the point, Morgana had never really mentioned a dragon. Nor had we seen one around.
on the other hand its not like her entire life had been an open book to us. Still rampaging dragon. Only
person who can stop it stuck as a toilet, my mother a Jester who I have had sexy thoughts about. I shook my
head to try and get my thoughts back on track.
"Well,"I began, "As much as I'd like to help. I'm no magician we'd have to take her back to her place"
"Which,"Maedel brings up, "Involves currently getting past a rampaging dragon. While carefully carrying a
toilet"
Mother had slipped back into her role carting around this time, but the guard said "Couldn't you try reasoning
with her? I mean you are the witch's friends"
"I am not her friend,"Maedel is quick to interject, "besides we've never met this dragon before so why would
she listen to us?"
As we reach our impass toilet Morgana starts spitting out water and thankfully just water. Whatever magic had
gone into her change seemed to make whatever waste went in disappear. More spitting then almost coughing. Then
coughing as her bowl shrank in rebecoming a mouth her face regained it shape and soon after her body reformed
but she continued coughing and spitting "Finally broke myown spell!.Oooh I'm going to get whoever used me!"
It seems however aware she was in her former state Morgana hadn't know who had used her. Thanking the gods
silently for this I used all my wisdom and said "It was the King."
Maedel nods, "yes the King"
The Guards prostrate themselves before her, one helping to pull my jestered mother down into a kneel. The
guard who's name I should really learn.. who am I kidding its not like its going to stay the same much longer.
I'll learn whatever Morgana makes it. Anyway the guard was speaking "All Hail Empress Morgana of the two
kingdoms."
"Well this is different,"Morgana says looking perplexed, "Are you offering to sign up.. or"
"An Angry dragon attacked. They want you to save them"Maedel cuts in with all the compassion one would expect
from an elf.
"Oh wow I didn't expect her to get here so fast."Morgana responds, "If I had known she was nearby I would have
waited a few day I mean who doesn't want a dragon on their side during a battle."
"So you know this dragon?"I ask
"Well she's sort of my daughter."Morgana begins.
"WHAT?" I say in complete shock, echoed by Maedel and Arn.
"Back when I was an adventurer I found a dragon's egg. And it hatched and for a number of years I had a baby
dragon familiar. Then for a few more I had an adolscent dragon mount, anyway by the time I settled down into
teh whole witch thing she figured out how to become humanish and decided to go off an adventure on her own."
"Her name isn't.. Adriadne is it?" Arn begins hesistantly.
"That's her!"Morgana beems.
Arn looks incredulous, "Ariadne the dragon knight is your daughter.. "
"Step daughter technically"
"But she's so good and you're so.."Arn begins
"Evil?"Maedel adds.
"Yes evil"Arn continues
Morgana looks hurt,"I'm not evil I'm misunderstood."
"To be fair she's pretty big on the humilating transformation,"Maedel begins. I guess she must be decently
known among the adventuring community.
"Well yeah but turning some evil necromancer in his tower into a barmaid is different.."Arn begins.
"Its true I don't violently break into people's houses to humiliate them."Morgana explains with a hint of
satisfaction.
"Ahem.. Empress,"the guard interjects,"I know this is quite important but perhaps you can talk your daughter
out of destroying your new country then argue your morality?"
Wow two comments to Morgana and he's still not transformed, that must be a record.
"You do have a point"Morgana says getting a look on her face. Here it comes, "I should reward you."
It seems the guard knew what's coming too, "Empress if you should need to change me. I would prefer to be a
lass than some object or beast?"
It seems mercy was with her as she reshapes the two guards, chests expanded and and proportions smoothed but
they seemed to lose none of their muscles they also seemed to be getting well taller as best I could tell.
Their armor reshapes to become a tight fit(especially in the chest) for the new lady warriors one red headed
one black haired.
"If I'm an Empress I will need guards.. though I'll keep the jester."Morgana says smuggly.
"Well she is your 'daughter's' work" Maedel says dryly.
"That is the sort of thing she'd do"