"Now I have three heads?" grunted the middle Jake as he looked to the left and right.
"And three pairs of arms!" responded the left Jake as their six arms flailed about as each head equally shared control of every arm.
"And three pairs of legs!" interjected the right Jake as the trio manged to stand up on their six legs that each had equal control over. All three explored their body as the mass expansion had ripped all their clothes apart.
"Whoa...and I have three cocks?!?!" groaned all three in unison as as they watched their 3 fully erect cocks rolling over each other as they walked to what was left of their jeans. Middle Jake reached down with their 3 right arms and tried to grab his/their cell-phone but found it difficult to pick it up because every time he reached out for it, all 3 right hands came down and collided with one another.
"I can't concentrate on controlling a single arm" middle Jake said in annoyance after continually failing to pick up the phone.
"Let's try something. Maybe each of me can focus on a different arm" left Jake suggested as right chimed in "and it will give me more fine tuned control over my limbs."
"Hey it's working!" Middle Jake stated as he was able to finally grab the phone with the rear most right arm. Continuing with the separate control of limbs, the three-in-one Jake managed to quick dial his/their girlfriend. As he tried to put the handset next to his ear he forgot he had a right head in the way.
"Hey just put it up to my ear," chimed his right head. With an awkward motion since middle Jake didn't know where his right head's ear was he ended up bringing the phone to right Jake's cheek instead. Immediately right Jake took control of that arm and positioned the phone next to his ear.
"Hey Jake! What's up?" answered Linda.
"Linda! There was some accident out in the woods!" all three said in unison and quickly looked at each other.
"Hey are you there with someone?" Linda asked as she thought she heard 3 voices in unison, but oddly all 3 sounded like Jake. Quickly a left arm and a right arm came up and pressed a finger on the mouths of the left and center Jakes as their right head responded, "You can say that. It's a bit complicated. My body has been cloned somehow..."
"What? Don't tell me something happened to you like that one girl, has it?" Linda asked in a panic state.
"No nothing like that really" right Jake responded, recalling the girl who somehow grew an entire extra body from the neck down. Essentially one head attached to two necks and bodies.
"Actually," right Jake looked at his other two heads and down at their tripled body as replied "a bit more practical I guess!"
"I'm triple-Jake now" left Jake responded.
"But I'll have to tell you more when you get here. My clothes were ripped apart from the mutation. Can you bring some really baggy clothes down by the field near the woods and that giant boulder?" interjected center Jake.