”Damn it, you stupid ring!” Kelly exclaimed, after hearing that it didn’t know the answer. She tried to yank it off her finger, but it held firm -- and then she noticed that the bracelets she’d taken off a moment ago were back on her wrist.
”What the hell?” she asked, looking at the simple rings of silver metal. “I wish I knew why those are back!”
”Your previous wish may have been altered in some manner,” came the reply in her head.
”I knew that,” she muttered, then taking a deep breath and saying, “I wish that what’s written on this piece of paper reflects all the things this ring has granted to me, with the changes explained.”
Once again, the text blurred and resharpened, and this time it looked like it was printed from Microsoft Word rather than being in her handwriting. It now read:
Physical Changes
All women will have long hair, so they don’t have to deal with hair anymore.
Hair on women’s heads is at least ass-length, and if cut, will grow extremely quickly. Hair on women’s heads is always perfectly styled. Eyelashes are long and thick. Eyebrows need no grooming or other maintenance. Other body hair is nonexistent.All women will never have to use makeup again and their faces will remain beautiful no matter what.
Faces permanently appear made up. All women’s faces would be judged as “beautiful” by at least 65% of heterosexual males in a survey taken prior to wishing. Physical age of body is altered to match face. Further physical aging will not occur. No other attempt to alter beauty will be successful.All women will be unable to gain muscle mass just like men can naturally.
Women have enough muscle mass for normal movement and light physical activity, but will be unable to gain more. Men gain muscle mass through their natural physical activities.All women will not be flat-chested, boobs will very much exist, nipples will be sensitive, and babies will be breast-fed.
Using bra size scale in use in United States prior to wishing, women’s breasts will be at least a DD cup. Nipple sensitivity, interpreted as meaning sexual sensitivity, has been increased by approximately 75%. In addition to maternal lactation, all women will temporarily lactate when in the presence of a child under approximately 2 years old.All women will have wide hips and their butts will stick out more than they currently do.
Hips and buttocks have been enlarged in the same manner as breasts, to create what is commonly referred to as an “hourglass figure.”All women will have feet comfortable in high heels.
External and internal foot, ankle, and leg structures, as well as balance and other properties, are altered so that standing, walking, running, etc. are as comfortable in high-heeled shoes as barefoot prior to wishing. Attempting to go barefoot, or to wear shoes with less than a 4-inch heel, will cause intense physical pain.All women will still have vaginas, but they will have more nerves like a man’s penis.
Nerve endings in the vagina have been increased in order to increase sexual sensitivity by approximately 75%. Clitoral, vulval, and labial sensitivity have also been increased.All women will no longer have periods and thus no more cramps once a month.
Women are able to mentally and emotionally control their fertility; rather than menstruating, they will release an egg at the right moment when they genuinely desire to become pregnant by their current sexual partner.All women will still give birth, but the feeling will be more like taking a shit than painful childbirth.
All women will feel a genuine desire to become pregnant at least once within the 20 years following puberty. They will always want to carry the baby to term. Whenever necessary, the pelvis, cervix, and other structures will widen to completely accommodate an object passing through, quickly shrinking to normal afterward.Writing on this piece of paper reflects items granted to Kelly Jacobs by her wishes upon this ring, as well as explanations of the changes. Mental Changes
Kelly Jacobs knows what kind of ring this is.
Kelly Jacobs will always be aware that this is the kind of ring that will grant an unlimited amount of wishes when spoken by the person who is wearing it.All women will want to dress in female style clothing (more pink, more dresses, more panties, more high heels).
All clothing worn by women will be unmistakably feminine, altering when donned if necessary. Reflecting women’s beauty, hourglass-shaped bodies, and sexual sensitivity, it will be revealing. Women are not sensitive to temperature extremes within the climate of Earth.All women will like sports, cars, and other men things.
Women gravitate toward hobbies and interests that were considered stereotypically “male” prior to wishing.All women will have the sex drives of men and would no longer want romance in a relationship.
Women are sexually attracted to both women (as a heterosexual man is) and men (as a homosexual man would be). Women desire frequent sexual intercourse with a variety of partners, similar to the base instincts of men. Women find “sex” and “romance” to be exclusive concepts.
Seeing it all in black and white was stunning to Kelly. She stood there staring at the printed text for a few minutes, trying to decide what to do.