"OK, get this you little dweeb. Since I thought that barking thing was kind of funny, I'm going to be nice to you . . . "
Kyle gulped, his hand shaking as he held the phone.
"What is it, Kyle," asked his friend, Mark, who along with Tim had been there the entire time.
"Did I hear some voices on the other end there, Kyle? Probably Mark and Tim, that stupid little trio of dorks."
Jen thought and thought before coming up with something that would get those three for trying to meddle in matters they didn't understand.
"For your Dare, you're going to ask your friend Mark Transform or Dare. If he says Dare, make him, I don't know, take a long walk off a short pier. If he says Transform, change him into a..." Jen trailed off, looking around her room before seeing her old stuffed animal. "Turn him into a human-animal hybrid with whatever his favorite animal is."
Kyle's eyes found Mark's and was about to begin when Jen's voice piped up again.
"For your Transform, dear, since you didn't answer in time, is, after asking Mark for his answer and resigning him to his fate, you'll transform into whatever that dork friend Tim wants most, sexually, in this world combined with his favorite animal as well. Oh, and when he's done give him the ol' T or D. For D, same as for Mark and for T, well, same only his least favorite animal. Should keep you dorks... entertained for a while."
And with that, Jenn hung up the phone and Kyle felt himself overwhelmed by something otherworldly.
He turned to his friend Mark, "Transform or Dare?"