And right now you are being held captive by the evil witch Morgana.
"What do you want from me?" I asked her as I was held suspended above the ground in a cage.
"Oh my dear, it isn't what I want from you. Its what I want to do to all the prince charming that come to rescue you. He He He He He." Morgana answered evilly.
"What did any prince ever do to you." I asked.
"Nothing. Its just that when I transform a prince I get soooooo horny and wet." The Witch answered.
Knock Knock.
"Oh! And here comes the first prince now!" Morgana said evilly.